Some 12 year old girl I had at a table at work tonight said to me at the end of her groups meal “My name’s Kayla. I’ll be 13 next week.” And not in a like…giggly I just want you to know kind of way. It was more like a HEEEEEYYYYY, I’m available kind of way.

So first off, I’m completely confused because…you’re 12. What the fuck are you doing? 

Second, I thought about saying to her “I’m Dan. I’ll be 25 in nine days.” just to throw out there because I’m twice your age even though I clearly don’t look like it to you.

Saw a 13 year old girl wearing a shirt that said “TRUST NO MAN”.

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

Fffff. All these new weapon crit sets in Patch 1.3 for ESO. Totally running a 3 piece Hundings Rage set and a 5 piece Night Mothers Gaze. 16% wep crit from those sets alone and armor reduction when a weapon crit happens.

Tried going out for my brothers birthday with the family. His girlfriends car broke down because it’s a piece of crap. Now we’re on the side of the road trying to jump it.

I JUST WANT TO EAAAATTT. SO HUNGRY.

I need a haircut. My hair is wavy is as fuck.

GOOOOTTTTT ‘EEEEMMMMM.

#ESO #The Elder Scrolls Online

Annndddd the fake account stopped messaging me once I called it out on the website being based in India. Ahhh, that was fun.

THIS IS THE SKETCHIEST SHIT I’VE SEEN IN A WHILE.

ALL HER PICTURES ARE ARIEL REBEL. AND WHOEVER THIS ACTUALLY IS, IS TRYING TO GET ME TO VOTE ON SOME WEBSITE THAT LINKS TO CITYSEX.COM AND THE WHOLE THING IS BASED IN INDIA ACCORDING TO A SEARCH OF THE WEBSITE. LMFAO.

These fake accounts are getting really creative.

Talking to fake accounts on Facebook is hilarious sometimes. LOL